Jack Crow wants to be president of his American magic boarding school. He is a mysterious dreamboat rumored to have a perfect butt. He is also a slacker troublemaker who is not well liked by the faculty. Getting him anywhere but detention is going to be an uphill battle. Thankfully, he has attracted the eye of Ned Godkiller and Flyvaw Crankyshanks. Both boys want him to notice them, and they’ll do anything to make that happen.